Limited Edition - The Baritone Takeover! T-shirt

$30.00
They warned you about aliens. They warned you about AI. But they never warned you about deep tone. This vintage-style shirt documents the totally factual, definitely real phenomenon sweeping the nation: baritones… are taking over. Featuring two UFOs one labeled “Resonance” and the other “Rich Tone” abducting a poor, confused tenor, this tee is your way of letting the world know: you’re tuned to the lower frequencies.
Printed on soft black cotton with a retro sci-fi flair, it’s perfect for jazz lounges, backyard UFO sightings, or just standing near tenors and making them nervous.
Sources say: This is the best thing you’ll put on your torso all year.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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They warned you about aliens. They warned you about AI. But they never warned you about deep tone. This vintage-style shirt documents the totally factual, definitely real phenomenon sweeping the nation: baritones… are taking over. Featuring two UFOs one labeled “Resonance” and the other “Rich Tone” abducting a poor, confused tenor, this tee is your way of letting the world know: you’re tuned to the lower frequencies.
Printed on soft black cotton with a retro sci-fi flair, it’s perfect for jazz lounges, backyard UFO sightings, or just standing near tenors and making them nervous.
Sources say: This is the best thing you’ll put on your torso all year.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!