The Baritone Takeover! Long-sleeve Tee

$37.00
They warned you about aliens. They warned you about AI. But they never warned you about deep tone. This vintage-style shirt documents the totally factual, definitely real phenomenon sweeping the nation: baritones… are taking over. Featuring two UFOs one labeled “Resonance” and the other “Rich Tone” abducting a poor, confused tenor, this tee is your way of letting the world know: you’re tuned to the lower frequencies.
Printed on soft black cotton with a retro sci-fi flair, it’s perfect for jazz lounges, backyard UFO sightings, or just standing near tenors and making them nervous.
Sources say: This is the best thing you’ll put on your torso all year.

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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They warned you about aliens. They warned you about AI. But they never warned you about deep tone. This vintage-style shirt documents the totally factual, definitely real phenomenon sweeping the nation: baritones… are taking over. Featuring two UFOs one labeled “Resonance” and the other “Rich Tone” abducting a poor, confused tenor, this tee is your way of letting the world know: you’re tuned to the lower frequencies.
Printed on soft black cotton with a retro sci-fi flair, it’s perfect for jazz lounges, backyard UFO sightings, or just standing near tenors and making them nervous.
Sources say: This is the best thing you’ll put on your torso all year.

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!